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Melissa
Honey Bee
Meow
The cry of a cat
Meowbert
As opposed to "e;Dogbert"e;, from "e;Dilbert"e;.
Meowser
For the cat that meows a lot.
Meriadoc
From "e;The Hobbit"e;, JRR Tolkien's famous 1937 adventure story.
Meshugga
Crazy, mad.
Mestral
North African wind.
Micestro
An artist (especially a musician) of consummate skill.
Micky & Mallory
From Oliver Stone's 1994 movie "e;Natural Born Killers"e;.
Mighty
Showing great power. Imposing in size
Millennium
One thousand years.
Minx
A flirtatious young woman. Also a breed of cat.
Mischief
One that causes minor trouble or disturbances
Mischievous
Playful in a naughty or teasing way.
Miss Chevious
For your wild child naughty female pet
Molar
For the large pet who bares his molars
Monkey
Various long tailed members of the primate family. A mischievous child.
Monster
A creature of frightening appearance
Moony
Moustache
Hair or bristles on upper lip, or food or drink that sticks to upper lip.
Moxie
Ability to face difficulty with courage.
Mumbo & Jumbo
Incomprehensible language or gibberish.
Muscles
Tissues that enables bodily movement. To be forceful - muscled into the conversation.
Muzby
I MUST BE (hence, Muzby) crazy to adopt another pet!